NAME: Brian J. Egenski
 
DUTIES: Bass, Backing Vocals, Statue
 
SS#: 196—XXX—XXXX
 
NICKNAME: Snake
 
SIGN: Libra
 
EDUCATION: B.S. Environmental Science
 
BACKGROUND: Sidelines Manager/Phone Guy. Takes his work seriously, but always screwing around.
 
INTERESTS: Hunting, Camping, Canoes, Guns, Guns, Guns
 
FAVORITE DRINK: Jack & Coke, Budweiser, Sambuca
 
MEMORABLE EVENT: Doesn't remember.